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Right. Vicar, I believe
you have a suggestion.

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With the arrival of Geraldine, I'd
like to open a creche in the vestry

3
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for all children under six,
every weekday morning.

4
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And people who have a mental age
of under six?

5
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Er...also welcome.

6
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Hurray! Yeah!

7
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Very well, you have to go
through the normal channels

8
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check with the council that whoever
runs it is qualified at child care.

9
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Of course. I can have it running in
a month so get reproducing everyone.

10
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We'll need a crowd.
Illegitimacy no barrier?

11
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Absolutely not.

12
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Put me down for a dozen then, baby.

13
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Moving on, I believe Hugo
has an announcement.

14
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Yes, siree! We've fixed
the christening for the 22nd.

15
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And Im delighted to say Mr Newitt
and the vicar will be godparents.

16
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Mr Pickle, Mr Trot, we wanted you
to be godparents too but...

17
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You probably won't live much longer.

18
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That's right, so we thought you
might like to be god-grandparents.

19
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Thank you. Am I right in thinking
that I should get a present?

20
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Yes, absolutely right Owen.
Well, I'd like a new suit then, Hugo.

21
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Can't get the pig's
blood out of this one.

22
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No, no, no, you get a present
for the baby, Owen.

23
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A godparent
generally gives a spoon.

24
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Oh - bugger.

25
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As the Vicar is a godparent,
I thought I'd ask my friend

26
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the Bishop of Mulberry
to officiate at the service.

27
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-Good idea. Now I know
the vicar won't like the idea.

28
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-No, I do.
I beg your pardon?

29
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I think it's a good idea.
Do you mean you agree?

30
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That's the first time you've
ever agreed with me. -Is it?

31
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No, no! What about the
proposal that we twin Dibley

32
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with the red-light
district of Hamburg?

33
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That was your proposal,
wasn't it Jim?

34
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If my memory serves me correctly
it was tripple turning wasn't it?

35
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It was "Dibley",
the "Reaper Barn" in Hamburg

36
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and the "Bangkok Pussy Club"

37
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And I did not agree with it.

38
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-Shame.
-Bitter disappointment.

39
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But on this christening thing David,
absolutely, we do agree.

40
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Hey, maybe it's the start
of a beautiful friendship.

41
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..Moving on.

42
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I think you're in there, chairmeister.
Oooh!

43
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Take her to the
"Bangkok Pussy Club" hey.!

44
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Moving on..

45
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Babies are meant to look like
their grandfathers. Aren't they?

46
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Do you think she looks
like Mr Horton?

47
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No, not really.
He's much taller, isn't he?

48
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Yes.

49
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How are you doing with the
breast-feeding then, Alice?

50
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It was tricky at first,

51
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but then
the health visitor explained

52
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That I actually didn't have to
eat grass like cows do.

53
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Amazing! I know. I can feed her
at any time, any place.

54
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Whip the old booby out
and get squirting.

55
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Allways best to put it away
again when you've finished.

56
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I know!
I keep forgetting that.

57
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It was a bit of a shock when you
came for communion on Sunday. Sorry.

58
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And you know, she's very clever.
She's started saying some words.

59
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At three months?
Absolutely!

60
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Yesterday, she said "Gue".

61
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You don't think she's just
making baby noises Alice?

62
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No,no, no, We looked it up -
it's a proper word.

63
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G-U-E - it's a violin
played in the Shetland Islands.

64
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I think that's a bit obscure
for a three-month-old.

65
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This morning, she said "Guerre".

66
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After hours of research, we found
it's the French word for war!

67
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Incredible!
No, literally incredible.

68
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I know!
I know!

69
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Oh David,
Got your favourite person here.

70
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Jeffrey Archer?
No! Your granddaughter.

71
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Oh, Hello,
Daddy-diddy-do-dos.

72
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Big wet kiss and lick.

73
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Hello, Alice.

74
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Aaaa
There you are,

75
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you poor thing.

76
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She said a whole word this morning.
Guess what she said.

77
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Help?

78
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No.

79
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I'v come to discuss the christening, Vicar.

80
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Any decisions on the baby's names?
Oh, Alice?

81
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Yes, we've finally decided
Geraldine Wendy Nanna

82
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Peter Pan Tinkerbell

83
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Tiger Lily Captain Hook
Crocodile Horton.

84
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That's great. What about Geraldine
Pooh Piglet Kanga Eeyore Tigger Horton?

85
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Don't be so childish Geraldine.

86
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Either she changes them
or I'll have her sectioned.

87
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Have you done a smelly, Geraldine?

88
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No, I have not!
I think I'd know!

89
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You have,
you naughty little whipper.

90
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No I have...
Oh, right. Sorry, sorry.

91
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See you in a minute.

92
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I won't have those names Vicar.
I know you'll disagree. No I agree!

93
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You do?
-Yeah.

94
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I know what it's like to have
a silly first name.

95
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Well Geralidine is not THAT silly.
No not Geraldine,

96
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No, my REAL first name.
-Which is?

97
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Promise you won't laugh?
-Of course I won't laugh!

98
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Boadicea.

99
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-Boadicea?
Yeah, thanks, thanks.

100
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That is very amusing.

101
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Oh, by the way,
I'm having drinks tomorrow,

102
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so you can meet the bishop
before the service. -Oh Great!

103
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And he can meet the queen of the
ancient Britons. Ha ha ha.

104
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Oh, hardy ha ha
ha ha...

105
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It's nice having a baby in the
village again. It is, it's lovely.

106
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See you tomorrow, your highness.

107
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Shut up!

108
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Right.

109
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Baby's botty is as clean
as a baby's botty.

110
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Bye, you little gorgeous thing.

111
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You're making me broody,
you milky minxes.

112
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Well you better find
a husband fast, then hey!

113
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Ha ha, yes.

114
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Bye bye, Aunty Gerry. -Bye!
See you later. -Yeah

115
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Aunty Gerry!
It's always Aunty Gerry.

116
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Ahh, and how is daddy Hugo this evening?

117
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They're through here, Bishop.

118
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Idiot boy!

119
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Everybody, I would like you to meet
the Bishop of Mulberry,

120
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The Bishop is a very
distinguished old friend of mine.

121
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Good evening.
Good evening.

122
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I see the little one's asleep,

123
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so it's best we all keep it very
QUIET so as not to wake him.

124
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I must say,

125
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I was delighted when David
invited me to officiate at the service.

126
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A christening is something
I'm not VERY OFTEN asked to perform.

127
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Oh, the little one's woken up.

128
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Yes, I wonder how that happen.

129
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Oh, Hello, little one.

130
00:09:02,229 --> 00:09:06,162
Oh, you're not very happy, are you?

131
00:09:06,362 --> 00:09:07,371
And I know why.

132
00:09:07,571 --> 00:09:11,827
You've just woken up and there are
all these STRANGE people here.

133
00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,478
Oh, you must be Alice.

134
00:09:14,678 --> 00:09:17,311
Your majesty.

135
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Excuse me.

136
00:09:21,423 --> 00:09:26,159
I'm Frank Pickle, I'm god-grandparent.
Ah, how very unusual.

137
00:09:26,359 --> 00:09:30,299
Not as unusual as the photo
of Boyzone in my wallet.

138
00:09:31,899 --> 00:09:33,398
Come and meet the Vicar, Bishop.

139
00:09:34,298 --> 00:09:39,145
Hello. Ah.. David tells me
you were at school together.

140
00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:42,085
Yes, that's right
we're old chums at school.

141
00:09:42,285 --> 00:09:44,068
Tell me, I don't actually remember.

142
00:09:44,268 --> 00:09:47,404
Did we sleep together?
No. No, we didn't.

143
00:09:47,604 --> 00:09:53,444
My sons are there now. It isn't the
same though. The bullying's terrible.

144
00:09:53,644 --> 00:09:56,926
Whereas the bullying in our day
was excellent, eh?

145
00:09:58,100 --> 00:10:03,003
Who was that little creep whose head
we used to shave with a blunt razor?

146
00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,542
That was me.

147
00:10:05,979 --> 00:10:06,980
Oh, sorry.

148
00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:10,019
No, no, all part of growing up,
it helped to make me what I am today.

149
00:10:10,682 --> 00:10:11,713
What?

150
00:10:12,273 --> 00:10:14,090
Bald?

151
00:10:15,691 --> 00:10:18,390
You must be one of those lady vicars.

152
00:10:18,590 --> 00:10:22,387
Yes, I am.
Holy in more ways than one.

153
00:10:24,660 --> 00:10:25,807
Do excuse me.

154
00:10:26,763 --> 00:10:29,290
I'm surprised your judgement
tolerating her here.

155
00:10:29,616 --> 00:10:32,024
Actually she's
the best vicar we've ever had.

156
00:10:32,224 --> 00:10:33,891
She's a truly remarkable woman.

157
00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:37,909
Ah, I didn't realise
you were giving her one!

158
00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,807
Giving her one?

159
00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:43,642
Oh, so you're just
in love with her, hey?

160
00:10:43,842 --> 00:10:46,111
What do you...?
What?

161
00:10:46,311 --> 00:10:48,979
Oh, Come on, David.
I know that look on your face.

162
00:10:49,179 --> 00:10:54,682
Every time matron came into the dorm
in that tiny little pinny...

163
00:10:56,512 --> 00:10:59,698
Well, Let's meet some of your
other charming neighbours, shall we.

164
00:10:59,938 --> 00:11:01,457
Oh, hello!

165
00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:06,480
So, can anyone tell me why you're
having her baptised on Sunday?

166
00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:08,463
You were busy on Saturday.

167
00:11:11,585 --> 00:11:14,629
OK, ok, Let's do it in
a different way, shall we.

168
00:11:14,829 --> 00:11:17,398
You imagine I'm Chris Tarrant, Okay..

169
00:11:17,769 --> 00:11:20,210
Are you having your daughter
baptised because:

170
00:11:20,410 --> 00:11:25,480
A - She'll get some nice new spoons.
B - She'll get a wash in a font.

171
00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,783
C - It'll make a change from watching
the Antiques Roadshow.

172
00:11:28,983 --> 00:11:34,032
And D, that's D - She'll be welcomed
into the family of Christ.

173
00:11:35,079 --> 00:11:36,712
I'll phone a friend.

174
00:11:36,912 --> 00:11:40,170
No, no, no, no, no!
-50/50?

175
00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:42,652
No, It's D Alice,
it's D, it's D, it's D!

176
00:11:42,852 --> 00:11:45,660
It's tricky though, becouse it will make a
change from watching Antiques Roadshow.

177
00:11:46,368 --> 00:11:51,386
We're baptising her to bring her
into a Christian, loving family.

178
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:54,598
Now, remember that God is a father,
very much like your own father.

179
00:11:55,113 --> 00:11:57,523
So he's drunk from dusk till dawn?

180
00:11:58,835 --> 00:12:01,196
No, well, probably a bit more
like Hugo's father, then.

181
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,446
Shouting a lot?
Telling me I'm a cretin?

182
00:12:03,846 --> 00:12:06,638
No, no, no.
Caning me when I wet the bed?

183
00:12:07,135 --> 00:12:10,613
No, I'm thinking more of a
loving, gentle father

184
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,126
who treasured you and cuddled you
when you were little.

185
00:12:13,826 --> 00:12:16,298
I had another father?
I don't remember him at all.

186
00:12:16,498 --> 00:12:19,251
No, no, no.. Okay, okay, okay..
Let's just forget the whole father thing.

187
00:12:19,451 --> 00:12:21,706
I-I don't want to forget him!
You better just tell me about him..

188
00:12:21,906 --> 00:12:24,144
I'll gonna track him down
through hell and high water!

189
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,300
No, no, no.. Sit down,
sit down, sweetheart.

190
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:29,408
Listen, all you neet to know is
that we're having this service

191
00:12:29,608 --> 00:12:33,787
so that God can love your little Geraldine
exactly the same way you do.

192
00:12:34,550 --> 00:12:36,624
You see?

193
00:12:37,550 --> 00:12:39,818
Oh, Is that the time?
Excuse me Vicar,

194
00:12:40,018 --> 00:12:42,534
I'm fixing up a bouncy castle
for the pensioners' tea party.

195
00:12:43,765 --> 00:12:46,023
They love a good bounce,
..the over eighties.

196
00:12:47,674 --> 00:12:48,980
Oh, Hugo!

197
00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:51,591
O'dear!
What?

198
00:12:51,791 --> 00:12:55,724
I've got to catch the post to
send off for my Blue Peter badge.

199
00:12:56,963 --> 00:13:00,961
Can you take care of little Geraldine for
a minute? It'd be a pleasure and a doddle.

200
00:13:01,161 --> 00:13:04,400
Great.
Bye bye, Mummy's baby.

201
00:13:04,803 --> 00:13:09,103
Oh, you wouldn't just change
her nappy, would you? Course. Great.

202
00:13:09,844 --> 00:13:16,640
A nappy and some wipes. Yes. Sure?
Yes! I'm an world expert nappy-changer!

203
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,718
Good! Back in one minute.
-All right.

204
00:13:18,918 --> 00:13:24,789
Hello, little sweetums.
Come on then, darling.

205
00:13:24,989 --> 00:13:29,304
Hello. Welcome to
Aunty Geraldine's house.

206
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:34,001
There you are. Let me introduce you
to a couple of blokes I know.

207
00:13:34,201 --> 00:13:37,141
That's Jesus. He's very nice.

208
00:13:37,341 --> 00:13:42,216
And there, more importantly,
is Sean Bean. He's very sexy!

209
00:13:43,163 --> 00:13:44,929
So, Come on in and
have a look at my kitchen.

210
00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:50,706
Here's my new worktop which doubles
up as a special baby-changing area.

211
00:13:51,106 --> 00:13:54,269
There we go,
let's get that nappy off.

212
00:13:55,305 --> 00:13:56,947
Phwoagh!

213
00:13:57,933 --> 00:14:01,368
God! Argh!
What are you eating?

214
00:14:01,568 --> 00:14:05,081
It's like Willy Wonker's Chocolate
Factory down here!

215
00:14:06,211 --> 00:14:08,105
Oh, God!
The wet-wipes!

216
00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:14,097
Sorry, little one!
I'll be with you in a second.

217
00:14:17,755 --> 00:14:20,375
Are you all right,
all right, there we go.

218
00:14:20,575 --> 00:14:24,118
Ah, good girl. Stop crying,
stop crying - there we go.

219
00:14:24,318 --> 00:14:26,290
That wasn't too bad a fall,
was it?

220
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:27,868
Only three feet.

221
00:14:29,329 --> 00:14:32,210
And the old nappy sort of
acted as a cushion, didn't it!?

222
00:14:33,566 --> 00:14:38,667
Shame you fell face first.
Let's call it face painting, shall we?

223
00:14:39,639 --> 00:14:42,837
Who's a lovely little
- brown bear, then?

224
00:14:45,178 --> 00:14:50,130
You just lie there
and I'll go and find the wipes.

225
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,363
Hello, vicar.

226
00:15:04,107 --> 00:15:05,917
Ah... Now..

227
00:15:06,485 --> 00:15:11,181
Don't lick that. That just came out
of a baby. Having a bit of a crisis.

228
00:15:11,481 --> 00:15:16,149
Go straight to the kitchen and wash
that off. That's it, I'll be...

229
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:21,921
O'God, I'm sorry! I ment to tell you
the baby's on the floor! Hang on!

230
00:15:22,193 --> 00:15:26,413
I'll be right with you. Oh, dear!
You've got poo on your shoe.

231
00:15:26,613 --> 00:15:31,414
Take it off. Give it to me.
There we go.

232
00:15:31,614 --> 00:15:36,185
One soaking wet suede shoe.

233
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:41,565
Right, why don't you
just pop back in here. Wait there.

234
00:15:41,765 --> 00:15:43,406
There! On the end of the couch.

235
00:15:43,606 --> 00:15:45,972
I'll just get her cleaned up.

236
00:15:47,950 --> 00:15:50,573
Let's have a final inspection
of your minky area.

237
00:15:52,443 --> 00:15:54,874
No, no, no!

238
00:15:55,074 --> 00:16:00,784
I will be a little longer than I expected,
the leaky little thing just weed in my face.

239
00:16:09,332 --> 00:16:11,797
Ooo,
..funny wet face.

240
00:16:11,997 --> 00:16:14,405
You said one minute,
you irresponsible cow!

241
00:16:14,605 --> 00:16:16,603
You've been gone
an hour and a half!

242
00:16:16,874 --> 00:16:19,069
No, I haven't!
How's little Geraldine?

243
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:22,320
Hello!
She's um...

244
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,063
On the floor of the kitchen,
covered in wee!

245
00:16:25,853 --> 00:16:26,857
No problem with that!

246
00:16:27,057 --> 00:16:31,714
Some people are so fussy!
What a naughty Aunty Geraldine!

247
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:37,642
So, we didn't get a chance to get
acquainted. How can I help you?

248
00:16:37,842 --> 00:16:43,845
I'm from the local council, to check
your suitability to start a creche.

249
00:16:44,472 --> 00:16:45,561
Right.

250
00:16:45,861 --> 00:16:48,554
Just coming to see how
you deal with.. Little children.

251
00:16:49,492 --> 00:16:51,243
Good, excellent.

252
00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:54,466
So, how do you think I did?

253
00:16:54,666 --> 00:16:59,438
Well.. Apart from greeting me
with your hands covered in faeces,

254
00:16:59,638 --> 00:17:03,701
and then leaving the baby
on the floor for anyone to step on,

255
00:17:03,901 --> 00:17:08,714
and then abandoning it
to answer the door... Yup.

256
00:17:08,914 --> 00:17:11,438
I thought you were pretty damn good!

257
00:17:12,488 --> 00:17:14,371
Did you?
Did you?

258
00:17:14,571 --> 00:17:17,110
Oh! Great!
Thanks!

259
00:17:19,521 --> 00:17:25,440
So, out of casual interest, how
long have you been doing this job?

260
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:28,593
Just started today, actually.
I thought so.

261
00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:30,911
I used to be in libraries. Shh!

262
00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:34,686
This is my big break!
-Right.

263
00:17:34,886 --> 00:17:38,310
I think you're going to be
superb at this job.

264
00:17:38,893 --> 00:17:42,035
Oh yes. Lucky local kiddies
having you in charge.

265
00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:45,653
So what say...
I'll wash the urine off my face,

266
00:17:45,853 --> 00:17:50,087
and we'll have a nice cup of tea.
Great! A new friend for you, Alice.

267
00:17:52,687 --> 00:17:53,706
Whoa!

268
00:17:59,002 --> 00:18:00,010
Go on! Hit him!

269
00:18:00,535 --> 00:18:04,304
Hit him! Come on,
right hook! - Hit him...!

270
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:10,041
Oh, come in... The door's open!
Oh, Good, he's down, good...

271
00:18:11,356 --> 00:18:14,458
Oh, Hello David. Hey -
Nice hat! -Thank you.

272
00:18:14,868 --> 00:18:17,792
I'm just watching
the Jerry Springer Show.

273
00:18:19,915 --> 00:18:23,220
It's.. My Mom Won't Let Me
Sleep With Grandma.

274
00:18:24,214 --> 00:18:26,074
I was on the side of the son's,
but it turns out

275
00:18:26,274 --> 00:18:28,579
Grandma been dead for 2 months,
so I'm wavering...

276
00:18:30,566 --> 00:18:34,421
So, Alice is decided to change
the baby's names. -Good.

277
00:18:34,621 --> 00:18:36,772
She's decided to naming her
after her grandmother,

278
00:18:36,972 --> 00:18:40,588
..and her favourite TV chef.
-Who's that? That's the bad news.

279
00:18:40,788 --> 00:18:44,503
So, What can I do you for?
Oh.. Nothing much.

280
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,515
I just thought to come around
for a chat, that's all.

281
00:18:47,715 --> 00:18:48,936
Is that all right?
-Of course.

282
00:18:49,136 --> 00:18:51,629
-What's on your mind?
Oh, I don't know.

283
00:18:51,829 --> 00:18:56,967
I've been thinking about things
recently - circle of life stuff.

284
00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:59,260
You know..
When you first arrived,

285
00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:04,681
I thought you were completely and
utterly wrong for this village - a disaster.

286
00:19:04,881 --> 00:19:08,058
-Lovely!
But you weren't wrong.

287
00:19:08,258 --> 00:19:13,165
You were right. I thought you were
wrong about Hugo marrying Alice.

288
00:19:13,365 --> 00:19:17,199
But you were right.
They're happy.

289
00:19:17,399 --> 00:19:20,385
What can I say, except,
correct, I'm great!

290
00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:23,976
Yes...
Sometimes I think to myself,

291
00:19:24,176 --> 00:19:27,893
"Have I been a daft, stupid,
prejudiced old fool?"

292
00:19:28,093 --> 00:19:30,841
No! That's Prince Philip.

293
00:19:31,941 --> 00:19:33,708
I live alone
in that great big house.

294
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:39,630
I think sometimes, "Did I let that
scrofulous brother of mine

295
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:44,596
seduce the woman I should have
made it my mission in life...

296
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,309
...to woo?"

297
00:19:53,603 --> 00:19:54,809
Pardon?

298
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,207
Boadicea.

299
00:19:58,999 --> 00:20:00,598
If I may call you that.

300
00:20:00,798 --> 00:20:05,185
No, you mayn't.
..Geraldine.

301
00:20:05,385 --> 00:20:08,570
Just Hypothetically, of course.

302
00:20:08,770 --> 00:20:13,444
Would I ever have had
a chance with you?

303
00:20:13,944 --> 00:20:17,787
I know you didn't like me at first,
but I believe you like me more now.

304
00:20:18,287 --> 00:20:22,327
You have agreed with me
on two occasions this week.

305
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:28,489
David, it's true. I have grown
increasingly fond of you, but...

306
00:20:29,299 --> 00:20:32,989
Well... I think, even hypothetically

307
00:20:33,189 --> 00:20:36,651
you'd have to agree that
we'd never have made a pair.

308
00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:39,292
Right.

309
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:41,829
Right.

310
00:20:45,584 --> 00:20:51,965
Though..., just parenthetically,
can I ask why?

311
00:20:52,165 --> 00:20:55,117
I mean, you can't be happy
here on your own every night

312
00:20:55,317 --> 00:20:57,570
with Jesus and Sean Bone...

313
00:20:58,600 --> 00:20:59,234
Bean.

314
00:20:59,434 --> 00:21:03,009
..Bean, as your only companions.

315
00:21:03,209 --> 00:21:05,352
I mean, why wouldn't I
make better company?

316
00:21:05,952 --> 00:21:09,051
Well, okay,
let's think about it.

317
00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:11,235
I'm going to be frank because
we're just fooling about here.

318
00:21:11,435 --> 00:21:12,396
Well, right.

319
00:21:13,068 --> 00:21:16,500
Right. Three reasons why you
wouldn't be right for me.

320
00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:21,457
Well, One.., you're a Tory.
Doesn't make me a bad person.

321
00:21:21,657 --> 00:21:25,769
Er...no.

322
00:21:25,969 --> 00:21:29,443
But it does mean you can watch
William Hague on TV and not giggle.

323
00:21:29,843 --> 00:21:31,668
And therefore,
you're not the bloke for me.

324
00:21:31,868 --> 00:21:37,327
Secondly.., you can't deny it David,
you're a bit mean. -Mean!

325
00:21:37,527 --> 00:21:39,530
Yeah - if you see a beggar on the street,
what would you give him?

326
00:21:39,730 --> 00:21:41,865
I'll give him a kick and tell him
to stop cluttering the highway.

327
00:21:42,065 --> 00:21:46,207
-Exactly!.. And what are you worth?
About �5 million. -What!?

328
00:21:46,407 --> 00:21:49,964
Allright, what's your other reason?
-Sorry, five million quid!

329
00:21:52,001 --> 00:21:56,541
-God... That's a hell of a lot of
Quality Street. I might reconsider.

330
00:21:56,741 --> 00:22:02,025
No, resist temptation. The thing is,
David, you're very old-fashioned.

331
00:22:02,225 --> 00:22:06,459
You live in a suit - and...
you'r not exactly romantic.

332
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,371
If you were to propose to somebody,

333
00:22:08,571 --> 00:22:13,251
I'd expect you do it, hypothetical
or parenthetical,  - wouldn't you?

334
00:22:13,451 --> 00:22:19,170
Whereas, if ever I were to marry,
I'd like someone to woo me properly.

335
00:22:19,370 --> 00:22:21,556
You know, propose to me on one knee.

336
00:22:21,756 --> 00:22:25,432
Not just pop round one evening
to check if a deal was possible.

337
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:29,318
Right.

338
00:22:30,894 --> 00:22:32,353
Right.

339
00:22:32,931 --> 00:22:34,443
As usual.

340
00:22:35,394 --> 00:22:36,627
Alas.

341
00:22:38,085 --> 00:22:40,310
The door was open.
-Owen!

342
00:22:40,510 --> 00:22:42,884
You shouldn't just barge in!
I might not have my clothes on!

343
00:22:43,807 --> 00:22:45,158
All the better!

344
00:22:47,222 --> 00:22:51,786
I should go.
-Yes...um...Bye.

345
00:22:53,555 --> 00:22:55,582
You can take them off now,
if you like.

346
00:22:55,782 --> 00:23:00,000
No! Look, this isn't the right moment.
I need some time to myself.

347
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:03,486
Message received and understood.
Thanks.

348
00:23:06,454 --> 00:23:08,141
Oh, God!

349
00:23:10,318 --> 00:23:11,318
-Ready now?

350
00:23:12,618 --> 00:23:14,141
Yes.
-Good.

351
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:17,864
It's about this
godfather business.

352
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:20,870
Frank says, not only do I have
to give the baby a present.

353
00:23:21,070 --> 00:23:23,237
I also have to
teach her things.

354
00:23:23,732 --> 00:23:25,138
Well, that would be lovely.
Yeah!

355
00:23:25,338 --> 00:23:28,747
Right. So I could take her on
nature rambles when she's older,

356
00:23:28,947 --> 00:23:31,867
up to Badger's Copse,
where we'd gaze at the bluebells.

357
00:23:32,067 --> 00:23:37,864
and she'd hold my hand and say,
"Tell me about the pretty flowers."

358
00:23:38,064 --> 00:23:41,449
Excellent. How about teaching
her to ride a bike?

359
00:23:41,649 --> 00:23:45,540
That too! Great!
And slaughtering cattle?

360
00:23:46,957 --> 00:23:50,106
..Not.
How about smoking out moles

361
00:23:50,306 --> 00:23:52,724
and stoving in their heads
with a flat of a spade?

362
00:23:53,725 --> 00:23:56,471
Definitely not. Just nice things.
That is nice!

363
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,463
You should hear the squish of their
skulls. -No, no, no, no!

364
00:23:59,663 --> 00:24:05,935
I mean, without killing anything. -Pity.
Yeah, I have got to get on now.

365
00:24:06,135 --> 00:24:07,888
OK.
OK.

366
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,590
Final one.
-Yes?

367
00:24:10,790 --> 00:24:12,383
Blowing up toads.

368
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,375
I'll think about it.
-Good!

369
00:24:20,589 --> 00:24:23,263
What happened here this evening?

370
00:24:25,837 --> 00:24:29,317
It's not like Mr Horton
to be late for a meeting.

371
00:24:29,517 --> 00:24:32,993
I wonder where he is.
He's been missing for days.

372
00:24:33,993 --> 00:24:38,675
Really? He disappeared after he
spoke to you. He looked a broken man.

373
00:24:39,075 --> 00:24:41,900
I haven't seen him so
lost and bewildered

374
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:43,825
since Mrs Thatcher
left Downing Street.

375
00:24:45,059 --> 00:24:46,792
Oh, Lord!

376
00:24:46,942 --> 00:24:47,951
What did you say to him?

377
00:24:49,186 --> 00:24:52,465
I don't know really...
It was all a bit confusing.

378
00:24:52,665 --> 00:24:57,928
Well, that is life, isn't it?
Full of confusion. Quite.

379
00:24:58,128 --> 00:25:01,372
I found this gorgeous girl
...in Thailand.

380
00:25:02,377 --> 00:25:05,190
We snogged...
well, we more than snogged.

381
00:25:05,990 --> 00:25:08,822
I asked her to marry me.
She said yes.

382
00:25:09,122 --> 00:25:12,646
We got married
on a pineapple-strewn beach.

383
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,366
On the first night of the honeymoon,
she takes off her clothes,

384
00:25:18,066 --> 00:25:21,378
and it turns out she's a bloke
called Dwain.

385
00:25:26,030 --> 00:25:28,124
She was just after a passport.

386
00:25:28,824 --> 00:25:30,382
She didn't love me at all.

387
00:25:30,982 --> 00:25:34,504
Well, this wasn't quite as
confusing as that!

388
00:25:34,704 --> 00:25:36,988
What do you mean,
"more than snogged"?

389
00:25:38,647 --> 00:25:42,817
Well, Dwain - he used to do
this really amazing...

390
00:25:43,017 --> 00:25:46,171
That's quite enough of that thank you!
There are children present.

391
00:25:46,371 --> 00:25:49,800
Sorry I'm late, everyone.
Evening all.

392
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,160
Before we start the meeting,
just a few announcements.

393
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:55,121
I know they should come last,

394
00:25:55,321 --> 00:25:59,154
but hey...let's go with the flow!

395
00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:05,159
Who is that?
I think it's Mr Horton.

396
00:26:05,659 --> 00:26:07,836
First, Hugo,
I'd like you to read this.

397
00:26:09,899 --> 00:26:13,864
"This is to certify that David Horton
is a member of the Labour Party."

398
00:26:14,164 --> 00:26:15,851
Let me see that!

399
00:26:17,045 --> 00:26:19,276
Very wobbly signature, David.

400
00:26:19,476 --> 00:26:21,841
Yes, I was shaking at the time.

401
00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:23,230
And I brought you this.

402
00:26:24,699 --> 00:26:26,840
�100,000!

403
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,238
For the cause of your choice.

404
00:26:28,938 --> 00:26:33,797
What, any cause? Ken Livingstone
for King of England campaign?

405
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,657
If you so wish.

406
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:41,213
And finally, one, two, three!

407
00:27:02,213 --> 00:27:05,619
Geraldine Granger,
will you marry me?

408
00:27:07,386 --> 00:27:10,010
..David, don't be so silly!

409
00:27:10,210 --> 00:27:12,693
I'm not being silly,
I've never been so serious in my life.

410
00:27:12,893 --> 00:27:14,131
I think we will be happy.

411
00:27:16,984 --> 00:27:19,871
Well, I'll think about it,
I really will.

412
00:27:21,342 --> 00:27:25,013
Go on, vicar! He's a millionaire
for Christ's sake!

413
00:27:25,893 --> 00:27:26,985
And very fertile.

414
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,994
And strangely attractive
in the right light.

415
00:27:33,665 --> 00:27:36,913
No!
No, no, no, no, NO!

416
00:27:37,113 --> 00:27:39,143
No,
Say yes!

417
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,804
But I...

418
00:27:42,004 --> 00:27:45,205
The simple truth is,
all this nonsense aside,

419
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:48,949
I love you.

420
00:27:56,063 --> 00:27:57,484
All right, then.

421
00:28:00,185 --> 00:28:02,947
Mummy!
At last!

422
00:28:03,147 --> 00:28:05,845
Get off me!
I can't breathe! Get off!

423
00:28:29,021 --> 00:28:33,597
Just think. In five minutes' time,
you're going to be my mother-in-law.

424
00:28:34,555 --> 00:28:35,599
Funny!

425
00:28:37,843 --> 00:28:40,217
And baby Geraldine's granny!

426
00:28:41,493 --> 00:28:42,798
Good luck, granny.

427
00:29:12,969 --> 00:29:16,979
We're gathered here together,
in the sight of the Lord

428
00:29:18,221 --> 00:29:23,890
to witness the marriage of this man
to THIS WOMAN.

429
00:29:26,130 --> 00:29:33,389
Do you,
Boadicea Geraldine Granger...?

430
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:36,654
Did he say Boadicea?

431
00:29:38,068 --> 00:29:44,649
..Take this man,
David Francis Matthew Horton

432
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,888
to be your lawful wedded husband?

433
00:29:51,744 --> 00:29:52,970
Um...

434
00:29:54,900 --> 00:29:56,448
Um.

435
00:29:58,852 --> 00:30:01,481
Um.
NO! Don't do it, Geraldine!

436
00:30:01,964 --> 00:30:03,848
It's me you love, not him.

437
00:30:08,726 --> 00:30:10,071
Come on, lass.

438
00:30:11,621 --> 00:30:14,221
You're right!
Save me, Sean.

439
00:30:14,421 --> 00:30:18,379
Save me, Sean!
...Save me!

440
00:30:19,479 --> 00:30:21,170
No!
No, I can't!

441
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,522
Hugo. -Mum!
Oh, God.

442
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,500
Thank heavens!
Dad's got stacks of laundry.

443
00:30:33,989 --> 00:30:36,053
Can I come in?
-Of course!

444
00:30:36,253 --> 00:30:38,670
Soon,
you'll never have to ask that again.

445
00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:43,124
Um...it's just that...

446
00:30:45,243 --> 00:30:46,881
I've got
something to tell you.

447
00:30:47,081 --> 00:30:49,879
Fire away, darling.
-Shall I tootle off?

448
00:30:50,079 --> 00:30:53,261
No, no, no, you stay Hugo.
I want to talk to you too.

449
00:30:53,461 --> 00:30:58,175
One big, happy family. Can't wait
for Christmas!

450
00:30:58,375 --> 00:31:04,259
Yes, all right! It's just that I
had a terrible nightmare last night.

451
00:31:04,459 --> 00:31:08,309
I had a nightmare too.
I dreamt you came to tell me -

452
00:31:08,509 --> 00:31:11,408
you didn't love me after all, and
that you couldn't marry me.

453
00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:14,671
Right...
What was your nightmare?

454
00:31:14,871 --> 00:31:17,835
Well, it wasn't like that.

455
00:31:18,035 --> 00:31:22,027
It was full of big purple monsters
all going "Rrrraaaa!"

456
00:31:22,227 --> 00:31:24,225
and gouging eyes out.

457
00:31:27,607 --> 00:31:29,687
So, you do still want to marry me?

458
00:31:31,114 --> 00:31:33,805
Ah, well that's another thing.

459
00:31:34,405 --> 00:31:37,826
I also dreamt that I was already
married to you

460
00:31:38,587 --> 00:31:41,413
and I wasn't completely happy.

461
00:31:43,873 --> 00:31:44,901
Ah.

462
00:31:46,100 --> 00:31:47,269
Right.

463
00:31:47,569 --> 00:31:49,085
David, I...

464
00:31:49,785 --> 00:31:53,494
I'm sorry. I just got swept away
the other day.

465
00:31:53,694 --> 00:31:59,913
I like you, but just because we're
the only villagers with a brain,

466
00:32:00,313 --> 00:32:02,921
well, apart from you, Hugo...
You got two, haven't you...

467
00:32:04,094 --> 00:32:06,820
..it doesn't necessarily mean
that we're right for each other.

468
00:32:07,650 --> 00:32:11,781
True love holds marriages together,
not truly stupid neighbours

469
00:32:11,981 --> 00:32:14,499
with a big dollop
of loneliness thrown in.

470
00:32:15,332 --> 00:32:16,350
Yes.

471
00:32:17,995 --> 00:32:19,193
Fine.

472
00:32:21,086 --> 00:32:23,007
As usual, you're right.

473
00:32:25,854 --> 00:32:27,689
If you'll excuse me
for just a second,

474
00:32:27,889 --> 00:32:29,406
I think I'll pop into my study.

475
00:32:34,556 --> 00:32:37,568
Still, you've made my first mum
look like a real stayer.

476
00:32:39,399 --> 00:32:40,931
Sorry, Hugo.

477
00:32:41,831 --> 00:32:45,389
I would..., however,
like it to be noted...

478
00:32:46,809 --> 00:32:50,333
..just for the minutes, as it were,

479
00:32:50,533 --> 00:32:56,442
that I had the brains to recognise
what an extraordinary woman you are

480
00:32:57,742 --> 00:33:00,620
and to realise that the man

481
00:33:00,820 --> 00:33:02,982
who finally does spend
his life with you

482
00:33:03,790 --> 00:33:07,222
will indeed,
be the luckiest of all men.

483
00:33:09,039 --> 00:33:14,421
Even though, so obviously,
it cannot be me.

484
00:33:18,165 --> 00:33:21,294
Still..., I'll see you on Sunday.

485
00:33:22,956 --> 00:33:26,087
I'm sure with my friend the Bishop,
it'll be an interesting experience.

486
00:33:26,287 --> 00:33:27,521
Yes, indeed.

487
00:33:40,190 --> 00:33:45,960
It's normal for the priest to now
go on about the purposes of baptism.

488
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:50,811
But I don't think of myself
as an ORDINARY CLERGYMAN!

489
00:33:52,011 --> 00:33:53,152
Fair do's.

490
00:33:53,667 --> 00:33:55,818
So, if you'd like to hand her over,

491
00:33:56,018 --> 00:34:01,333
we can all get back to David's for
some GENUINELY DISGUSTING sherry.

492
00:34:02,524 --> 00:34:05,665
There we go,
oh.., poppet.

493
00:34:05,865 --> 00:34:09,387
O, just one moment. I wasn't quite sure
how deep you'd be popping her in,

494
00:34:09,587 --> 00:34:11,609
so I thought
I'd take proper precautions.

495
00:34:22,251 --> 00:34:26,120
Geraldine Laa-Laa...

496
00:34:26,820 --> 00:34:31,705
..Granny AINSLEY HARRIOTT Horston

497
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,919
I baptise thee in the name
of the Father

498
00:34:36,819 --> 00:34:40,633
and of the Son
and of the Holy Spirit.

499
00:34:43,155 --> 00:34:48,482
Amen. Let us all give thanks to
Almighty God and pray in silence

500
00:34:48,682 --> 00:34:53,253
for the truly wondrous deed
that we have done here today.

501
00:34:59,237 --> 00:35:01,887
Total silence, please.

502
00:35:04,787 --> 00:35:06,284
WHO ART IN HEAVEN.

503
00:35:08,462 --> 00:35:10,364
Tiny little fingers.

504
00:35:14,072 --> 00:35:15,078
Excellent.

505
00:35:16,544 --> 00:35:18,797
She will always have God's love.

506
00:35:19,344 --> 00:35:20,750
But let us pray

507
00:35:20,950 --> 00:35:24,712
that she may, one day,
find something,

508
00:35:24,912 --> 00:35:31,318
which in my long experience
has been MUCH HARDER to find.

509
00:35:32,274 --> 00:35:33,870
Sane clergyman?

510
00:35:34,777 --> 00:35:36,102
No.

511
00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:38,787
The true love of another person.

512
00:35:55,133 --> 00:35:58,140
And finally,
from one Geraldine to another,

513
00:35:58,340 --> 00:36:03,218
I wish you health and happiness
and bosoms the size of basketballs.

514
00:36:05,110 --> 00:36:07,721
You've don't need luck,
becouse you got that allready.

515
00:36:07,921 --> 00:36:11,819
You been born to two of the sweetest
parents that God ever made.

516
00:36:14,987 --> 00:36:17,188
I just like you to accept
a little token of my affections.

517
00:36:17,388 --> 00:36:20,159
 Oh, Frank.
You are kind.

518
00:36:20,559 --> 00:36:24,417
These are hand-written copies
that I made

519
00:36:25,326 --> 00:36:29,045
of the minutes of the last 30 years
of council meetings.

520
00:36:29,245 --> 00:36:32,086
I assure you it's gripping stuff.

521
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,534
And what did the godfather
bring his goddaughter?

522
00:36:35,734 --> 00:36:40,770
As duty demands, I got her a
christening spoon. Well done, Owen!

523
00:36:42,042 --> 00:36:43,164
Ah.

524
00:36:43,364 --> 00:36:47,000
Got it at the local Chinky.
I've even engraved it.

525
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,384
To Gerald.
That's all I could fit on.

526
00:36:51,812 --> 00:36:54,606
Here we go.
Just a little gift.

527
00:36:55,006 --> 00:36:57,787
Oh! Oh, Jim.
You really shouldn't have.

528
00:36:57,987 --> 00:37:01,588
Oh no, no, no.
..I'll take it back then.

529
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,387
Cheers.

530
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:38,737
So, Superman feeling
a little bit bored,

531
00:37:38,937 --> 00:37:41,663
becouse Spiderman and Batman
are on a scuba diveing course.

532
00:37:41,863 --> 00:37:44,971
-Oh, shame.. Mmm, so,
he don't have anyone to play with.

533
00:37:45,171 --> 00:37:49,291
So, he's flying around and suddenly
he sees Wonderwoman

534
00:37:49,491 --> 00:37:53,378
naked, spread eagled,
on the top of a tall building.

535
00:37:53,578 --> 00:37:56,745
-Oh.. she'll catch a cold.
No, no, it's summer..

536
00:37:57,045 --> 00:37:58,033
-Well thank goodness for that!
Yeah!

537
00:37:58,233 --> 00:37:59,934
So, he's allways fancied
Wonderwoman,

538
00:38:00,134 --> 00:38:01,091
so he think's,
- Now is my chanse!

539
00:38:01,291 --> 00:38:03,869
And he swoops down and
faster than a speeding bullet,

540
00:38:04,069 --> 00:38:05,882
 - does his business -,
and then he flies off again.

541
00:38:06,482 --> 00:38:09,283
Moment's later, Wonderwoman
say's, what was that?

542
00:38:09,483 --> 00:38:11,431
And the Invisible man
climbs off her and say's -

543
00:38:11,631 --> 00:38:13,894
- I don't know,
but it hurt a lot! -.

544
00:38:21,121 --> 00:38:22,926
I know it's rude, but it's very funny...

545
00:38:23,159 --> 00:38:26,980
-Yeah.. I don't get it?
I know, I didn't expect that you would.

546
00:38:27,469 --> 00:38:30,447
Well, Eh.., You seem to be
suggesting that superman

547
00:38:30,647 --> 00:38:33,331
committed homosexual rape
upon the Invesible man.

548
00:38:33,788 --> 00:38:36,928
I just don't find that funny.
Right..

549
00:38:37,128 --> 00:38:39,500
In fact, you'll be smudging
the reputation of two

550
00:38:39,700 --> 00:38:42,218
of the finest super heroes
this world has ever known.

551
00:38:43,088 --> 00:38:47,637
I mean, I never actually met them.
Well I might have met the invesible man

552
00:38:47,837 --> 00:38:50,619
I wouldn't know...
..He's invisable...

553
00:38:51,476 --> 00:38:55,180
But I've heard., that they are both,
..really nice guys.

554
00:38:56,357 --> 00:38:59,641
Frankly, I think you should be
ashamed of your self.

555
00:39:01,665 --> 00:39:03,282
Goodby Vicar!

556
00:39:10,999 --> 00:39:12,528
Prude...